It's Not True I Had

For A Long Time I Was Scared I'd Find Out I Was Like My Mother.

I'm Personally Opposed To A Deep Tan Because I Like To Feel Blond All Over.

What Good Am I? I Can't Have Kids. I Can't Cook. I've Been Divorced Three Times. Who Would Want Me?

I’m The Type Of Person That Tries To Fall Back Asleep In The Morning Just To Finish A Dream.

I Remember When I Was In High School I Didn't Have A New Dress For Each Special Occasion. The Girls Would Bring The Fact To My Attention, Not Always Too Delicately. The Boys, However, Never Bothered With The Subject. They Were My Friends, Not Because Of The Size Of My Wardrobe But Because They Liked Me.