It's Not Too Far; It

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

Somethings Don't Always Work Out The Way You Plan. The Main Thing Is To Keep Trying, Do Better Next Time, And Deal With Disappointment If It Comes.

Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets.

Making Predictions Is Tough. Especially For The Future.