It's Not Always Easy To

By The Time I Was In The Fourth Grade, I Sounded Exactly Like My Father On The Phone.

I'm Sure I've All But Lost Friends By Maintaining That, Despite Their Love For It, I Always Saw Stanley Kramer's 'it's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' As More Of An Exercise In Anti-comedy Than Humor.

Comedians Are Sometimes Resentful Of Their Writers. Probably Because It's Hard For Giant Egos To Admit You Need Anyone But Yourself To Be What You Are.

Years Have Passed Since I Have Set Foot In A Comedy Club. If The Comic Is Doing Badly It's Painful, And If The Comic Is Doing Brilliantly, It's Extremely Painful.

The Nixon Administration Kept A Nasty Eye On Our Show... Cops Would Come By - Often Just In Time To See The Act They Wanted To See.