It's Not A Bloody Piano,

In Britain We Have A Very Powerful Tabloid Culture With Celebrities On The Front Page Crying With Their Make-up Smeared And Tears, And It's Kind Of What You'd Expect From Someone Who Likes To Dress Up That Way.

Cats Have A Scam Going - You Buy The Food, They Eat The Food, They Go Away; That's The Deal.

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

Learning That You Have Stamina Is An Excellent Thing To Know. If A Project Fails, I Know I Can Pick Myself Up.