It's No Wonder We're All

On New Year's Eve He Ould Make A Resolution To Recover Some His Previous Scepticism, But Until Then He Would Do As The Romans Do, And Smile At People Even If He Disapproved Of Them

My Friends Don't Seem To Be Friends At All But People Whose Phone Numbers I Haven't Lost.

I Fell In Love With Football As I Was Later To Fall In Love With Women: Suddenly, Inexplicably, Uncritically, Giving No Thought To The Pain Or Disruption It Would Bring With It.

For Alarmingly Large Chunks Of An Average Day, I Am A Moron.

The Natural State Of The Football Fan Is Bitter Disappointment, No Matter What The Score.