It's Nice To Finally Get

My Father Could Have Been A Great Comedian, But He Didn't Believe That That Was Possible For Him, And So He Made A Conservative Choice. Instead, He Got A Safe Job As An Accountant. When I Was 12 Years Old, He Was Let Go From That Safe Job, And Our Family Had To Do Whatever We Could To Survive. I Learned Many Great Lessons From My Father, Not The Least Of Which Was That You Can Fail At What You Don’t Want, So You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

There Was A Time When People Said, 'jim, If You Keep On Making Faces, Your Face Will Freeze Like That.' Now They Just Say, 'pay Him!'

A Better You Means A Better Universe.

Don't Worry If You Miss Your Cue, Because There's Always Doors Opening. They Keep Opening.

I Started Out Performing As A Little Boy, I Was Trying To Make My Mother Feel Better And Laugh Because She Was Sick And In Pain All The Time. I Found Out That I Had That Power To Relieve Her.