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I Find I Have To Walk A Little Faster In Public These Days, But It's Very Easy To Remember When Nobody Had Any Idea Who I Was.

Time Sneaks Up On You Like A Windshield On A Bug.

What You Aspire To On A Sitcom Is The Feeling Of Live Comedy.

My Only Regret Is That We Didn't Have More Kids. I Came From A Family Of Four Kids, But My Wife And I Just Started Too Late.

Shakespeare Is Like Mother's Milk To Me.