It's Hard To Do, But

My Run Is So Weird. That's What I'm Most Nervous About In This Whole Ordeal. I'm Most Nervous About Everybody Making Fun Of The Way I Run. I Do, Like, Karate Hands. Instead Of Running With My Hands Closed Together Like A Normal Person. It's Like I'm Trying To Be Aerodynamic Or Something, So My Hands Are Straight Like Razors. Karate Hands.

Even As Far Back As When I Started Acting At 14, I Never Considered Failure.

In Hollywood, I'm Obese. I'm Considered A Fat Actress. I Eat Like A Caveman. I'll Be The Only Actress That Doesn't Have Anorexia Rumors! I'm Never Going To Starve Myself For A Part. I'm Invincible. I Don't Want Little Girls To Be Like "oh, I Want To Look Like Katniss, So I'm Going To Skip Dinner!"

If I Don't Have Anything To Do All Day, I Might Not Even Put My Pants On.

I Have The Street Smarts And Survival Skills Of, Like, A Poodle.