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The Trouble With Jogging Is That The Ice Falls Out Of Your Glass.

I Don't Jog. It Makes The Ice Jump Right Out Of My Glass.

I Had A Teacher In Art School Who Said Something About The Only Works He Really Enjoyed Seeing Or Found Much In Were Works Where He Had A Sense That A Discovery Was Made In The Course Of Making This Object. I Like To Hold To That As My Marching Orders.

Yeah, I Just Finished A Novel. Man Those Things Take Forever To Read.

Having Children Is Like Having A Bowling Alley Installed In Your Brain.