[it's] Funny How Things Have

I'll Be A Fool Or A Wiseman, My Darling, You Hold The Key. Anyway You Want Me, That's How I Will Be.

The Next Thing I Knew, I Was Out Of The Service And Making Movies Again. My First Picture Was Called, Gi Blues. I Thought I Was Still In The Army.

I Have No Use For Bodyguards, But I Have Very Specific Use For Two Highly Trained Certified Public Accountants.

I Get Tired Of Singing To The Guys I Beat Up In Motion Pictures.

Some People Tap Their Feet, Some People Snap Their Fingers, And Some People Sway Back And Forth. I Just Sorta Do 'em All Together, I Guess.