Its Five O'clock Some Where

I Drink A Few Beers, And I've Smoked A Little Pot. But I'm Too Health Conscious To Do It Regularly. I Run A Lot. I Don't Smoke Cigarettes. Pot Is The Hardest Thing I've Tried, Really.

I Can Stay On My Boat For A Few Weeks If I Have A Guitar And A Girl And A Bob Marley Cd. After That, I've Got To Move Around.

When I'm Offstage, I Never Feel Famous. I Will Never Let Anybody Call A Restaurant And Say, "we're With Kenny Chesney. Can You Get Us In?" That's So Pretentious. I'm Pretty Simple Except For The Fact That I Have A Really Great Boat And A Little Bit Of Money. When I'm Offstage I Don't Feel Like The Person Everybody Sees.

There Are Only So Many Hours You Can Sit On The Bus And Watch Tv Or Play Basketball Or Whatever We Do To Pass The Time Before We Go Out Onstage.

People Who Can't Kiss Had Everything Given To Them.