It's Easy To Get Laid

They Took 3-d Digital Photographs Of My Entire Body. I Had To Pose Stark Naked, Assuming A Kind Of Spider-man Position. After A Minute, One Of The Technicians Pointed To My Genitals And Said, Um, We're Not Getting Enough Data There ... It Wasn't What You Think. It Turns Out That The Fancy Digital Camera Doesn't Pick Up Dark Areas Too Well, And They Were Having Trouble Because Of The Hair Down There. I Actually Had To Spray On This Highlighter Stuff. (on Having Digital Photos Taken For The Invisible Man Role In The Film Hollow Man)

Doing The Press, It's Part Of My Job, So I Do It With A Smile On My Face, But I'm Not Comfortable In The Hot Seat.

Any Idiot Can Get Laid When They're Famous. That's Easy. It's Getting Laid When You're Not Famous That Takes Some Talent.

The Greatest Justice In Life Is That Your Vision And Looks Tend To Go Simultaneously.

My Dad Was An Architect, And He Wasn't A Rich Guy, But In Our Little World In Philadelphia He Was Famous. He Loved To See His Picture In The Paper. I Wanted To Be More Famous Than Him.