It's Cool To Have Instruments

I Don't Like To Generalize But I've Had Nothing But Bad Experiences With Mexican Food In Europe.

Playing 'tetris' For 15 Minutes Is Like Meditation.

A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say If I Ever Met My Biggest Hater. I Paused, Thought Deeply And Said, "probably 'suk A Dog Dik, Motherfuker.'"

I Still Think That If You're Excited About Something, You Have To Work At It.

I Think That Anybody Who's Anti-selfie Is Really Just A Hater. Because, Truthfully, Why Shouldn't People Take Pictures Of Themselves? When I'm On Instagram And I See That Somebody Took A Picture Of Themselves, I'm Like, 'thank You.' I Don't Need To See A Picture Of The Sky, The Trees, Plants. There's Only One You.