It's Been Wonderful For Me,

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

The Cheating Was Sweet, But My Heart Is Beat. Don't Tear It Apart, Please By-pass This Heart.

I've Always Found Drugs And Alcohol Somewhat Pedestrian. It's Like, I Don't Need An External Agent To Open My Mind. I'm Here, Conscious, Alert, Present. Why Would I Alter That?

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine?