It's Awfully Easy To Be

The People Who Lie The Most Are Nearly Always The Clumsiest At It, And They're Easier To Fool With Lies Than Most People, Too. You'd Think They'd Be On The Look-out For Lies, But They Seem To Be The Very Ones That Will Believe Almost Anything At All.

You Don't Pay A Prostitute For Sex, You Pay Her To Leave Afterwards.

Strictly Speaking, There Are No Real Substitutes For Sexual Satisfaction

The Roof Might Fall In; Anything Could Happen.

You Got To Look On The Bright Side, Even If There Ain't One.