It's An Unfair Comparison Because

In The End, There's Something Of The Puritan Work Ethic About Me That Roles Really Must Sustain Me On An Intellectual Level.

You Just Have To Take Control Of Your Own Performance.

I Don't Believe Jesus Was The Son Of God, Although I'm Inclined To Think He Might Have Been A Great Prophet.

I Always Resented Tom [hardy] For Turning Up On Band Of Brothers And Getting The Girl — In Fact, The Only Girl In A Cast Of Hundreds Of Smelly Men! I, On The Other Hand, Spent Eight Months With My Face Squashed Up Against Someone Else’s Backside In One Sodden Trench After Another. And It Looks As If Tom Might Have Got The Girl Again [in Colditz], Damn His Eyes.

It's Certainly True That I Was Brought Up In That British Amateur Tradition, The One Which Always Held That If You Were Reasonably Good At Cricket, Knew One Or Two Latin Texts And A Few Zingy Oscar Wilde Quotes For Dinner Parties, You Were Pretty Much Ready To Go And Run Some Outpost In Hindustan.