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Everyone Knows That If You Buy Chocolate With Spare Change, Then The Calories Don't Count.

I Went To The Door, And Gary Tried Hard Not To Notice I Was Blue. He Looked At His Feet, And He Looked Above My Head, And He Cleared His Throat. It's Okay,' I Said. 'i Know I'm Blue.' It Caught Me By Surprise,' He Said. 'i Didn't Want To Seem Rude.

Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told Myself. Don't Go All Hormonal. Get The Facts Straight. Have A Mental Doughnut.

When Grandma Mazur Is Talking About The Reason For The Improved Play Of Her 91-year-old Bowling Teammate, She Said: "she's Doing Better Now That We Got Her The Longer Tubing To Her Oxygen Tank.

You Could Be The Mega Mage Of Wizards. You Could Rule Minionfire. Do You Really Think So?' Yeah, But You'd Have To Make A Deal With The Wood Elves.' I Don't Like The Wood Elves.' They're Okay. They're Misunderstood.