It's A Sad State When

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.

I Like Chris Martin. I Think He's A Really Great Songwriter.

I Started Off As Many Fathers Do. I Enjoyed The Good Bits, But I Was Wary Of The Responsibility. But Now I Love Being A Dad.

Progression Is Going Forwards. Going Backwards Is Regression. Going Sideways Is Just Gression.

You Gotta Say What You Say, Don't Let Anybody Get In Your Way...