It Would Be Nice If

Science Is What We Understand Well Enough To Explain To A Computer. Art Is Everything Else We Do.

God Is A Challenge Because There Is No Proof Of His Existence And Therefore The Search Must Continue.

I Can’t Go To A Restaurant And Order Food Because I Keep Looking At The Fonts On The Menu.

Whenever The C++ Language Designers Had Two Competing Ideas As To How They Should Solve Some Problem, They Said, "ok, We'll Do Them Both". So The Language Is Too Baroque For My Taste.

I Define Unix As 30 Definitions Of Regular Expressions Living Under One Roof.