It Was Pretty Good. Even

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes. [during An Election Campaign, After George Bush Stated That Texas Was Important To The Election]

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

Half The Game Is 90% Mental.