It Was Great Fun, But

I'm A Worthless Check, A Total Wreck, A Flop But If Baby I'm The Bottom, You're The Top.

The Chimpanzees In The Zoos Do It, Some Courageous Kangaroos Do It Let's Do It, Let's Fall In Love. I'm Sure Giraffes On The Sly Do It, Even Eagles As They Fly Do It, Let's Do It, Let's Fall In Love.

Don't Hit The Person Across From You With Bits Of Toast, And Don't, When Dinner Is Nearly Through, Say 'who's The Host' It Isn't Done.

Now: Heaven Knows, Anything Goes.

In Olden Days A Glimpse Of Stocking Was Looked On As Something Shocking. Now, Heaven Knows, Anything Goes. The World Has Gone Mad Today, And Good's Bad Today, And Black's White Today, And Day's Night Today.