It Was A Curious Feeling,

Dead Women Tell No Tales. Sad Men Write Them Down.

It Is Difficult, When Faced With A Situation You Cannot Control, To Admit You Can Do Nothing.

This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes Like A Cookie Having Sex With A Doughnut.

I Love No One But You, I Have Discovered, But You Are Far Away And I Am Here Alone.

Sooner Or Later, Everyone's Story Has An Unfortunate Event Or Two...the Solution, Of Course, Is To Stay As Far Away From The World As Possible And Lead A Safe, Simple Life.