It Was A Big Relief

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.

A Boy Is Better Unborn Than Untaught.

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

The Drink? Yes, I've Had Tough Times In My Life, Especially The Last Year, Regarding My Ex-wife, My Kids, I Nearly Broke My Neck, I Was On Death Row With Pneumonia.

If The Fans Want Me Out, I'll Put My Hands Up And Leave. Like A Proper Man. I Won't Make Excuses, I'll Leave.