It Took One Human Error

I'm Quite Happy To Be Thrown Around And Hopefully My Leg Will Stay On.

It Took One Human Error To Take My Leg And One Human Error To Take My Mother's.

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

I'm A Very Cheap Date.

The Police Came To Me To Say I Had Death Threats And That I Had To Be Careful!