It Took Me Seventeen Years

Failure Is Part Of Success.

The First Thing Baseball Wants To Do Is Make You A Superstar And Then Say That You Owe Baseball Something. I Don't Owe Baseball Anything. Baseball Owes Me.

Can I Smoke Now Without Someone Taking My Picture?

You Can Only Milk A Cow So Long, Then You're Left Holding The Pail.

Roger Maris Lost His Hair The Season He Hit Sixty-one, I Still Have All My Hair, But When It's Over, I'm Going Home To Mobile And Fish For A Long Time.