It Takes Only One Child

He Travels Fastest Who Travels Alone, And That Goes Double For She. Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.

Democracy Is The Fig Leaf Of Elitism.

Golf Is An Exercise In Scottish Pointlessness For People Who Are No Longer Able To Throw Telephone Poles At Each Other.

Families Composed Of Rugged Individualists Have To Do Things Obliquely.

As The Only Class Distinction Available In A Democracy, The College Degree Has Created A Caste Society As Rigid As Ancient India's. Condemning Elitism And Simultaneously Quaking In Fear That Our Children Won't Become Members Of The Elite, We Send Them To College, Not To Learn, But To "be" College Graduates, Rationalizing Our Snobbery With The Cliché That High Technology Has Eliminated The Need For The Manual Labor That We Secretly Hold In Contempt.