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From 'the Lesson Of The Moth': And Before I Could Argue Him Out Of His Philosophy He Went And Immolated Himself On A Patent Cigar Lighter I Do Not Agree With Him Myself I Would Rather Have Half The Happiness And Twice The Longevity But At The Same Time I Wish There Was Something I Wanted As Badly As He Wanted To Fry Himself

The Female Of All Species Are Most Dangerous When They Appear To Retreat.

By The Time A Bartender Knows What Drink A Man Will Have Before He Orders, There Is Little Else About Him Worth Knowing.

Old Godheads Sink In Space And Drown Their Arks Like Foundered Galleons Sucked Down.

Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday.