It Sounds Gross To Say

I Love Traffic. It's Fantastic. New York Traffic Is So Relaxing.

I Like Women Who Are Okay With Who They Are.

I Wish I Was Dating One Of The Ladies In 'bollywood Hero.' They're Gorgeous. Any Of Them.

I Love Any Movie That Has A Retarded Person Working At Starbucks.

I'm Not Trying To Sound Like I Turned Into Some Kind Of Wise Man, But It's Nice To Realize That Your Little Pocket Of The World Isn't The Whole World.