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Willie Mays Was The Best Ever. When I Was In College I Once Made A Catch Like The One Mays Made Over His Head. Sometimes When I'm Lying In Bed At Night I Think About It. It Still Makes Me Warm.

If I Were Gay, You Know. I Think Woody Allen Is One Of A Long List Of Men I Might Go Gay For.

I'm Half Jewish, Half Scottish. It's Hard For Me To Buy Anything.

If You Have Darwin, Christ And Nietzsche, They're All Going To Talk At Once. You Need Somebody Who Listens.

I've Run Into Certain Geniuses Of Individualism - They Are Very Few And Far Between - Who Live Their Lives Completely On Their Own Terms; They Are Very Powerful And Have A Great Amount Of Happiness. We All Should Aspire To That.