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How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?

It Is An Old Cliche To Say That The Future Is In The Hands Of The Young. This Is No Longer True. The Quality Of Life To Be Enjoyed Or The Existence To Be Survived By Our Children And Future Generations Is In Our Hands Now.

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?