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Penn & Teller Stopped Doing Practical Jokes, And The Reason Is We Got Much Too Good At It.

Technology Is Run By Sex, Because It's Very Important To People, Both Technology And Sex.

I Love When Violent, Dangerous Art Is Done By People Who Are Not Violent And Dangerous. I Love That When George Romero Was Making 'dawn Of The Dead,' He Was Coaching His Son's Little League Team.

If Every Trace Of Any Single Religion Were Wiped Out And Nothing Were Passed On, It Would Never Be Created Exactly That Way Again. There Might Be Some Other Nonsense In Its Place, But Not That Exact Nonsense. If All Of Science Were Wiped Out, It Would Still Be True And Someone Would Find A Way To Figure It All Out Again.

There's No Job In Show Business That's Harder Than Any Other Job Outside Show Business.