It's Unfortunate When Kids Get

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

Doctors Have Told Me I Have A High Pain Threshold, But I Can Only Know What I Feel. I Think I'm Good At Minimising The Pain And Being Indifferent To It.

I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And Ignorance.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.