It's Terrible To Have To

Perhaps Because I'll Never Be One, Humans Are Interesting To Me.

I Mean, Really: What Kind Of Person Could Possibly Dislike Me?

The Mind Picks Some Very Bad Times To Take A Walk Doesn't It?

I Often Find Myself In Situations Where It Seems To Me Like Everyone Else Has Read The Instruction Book

And Here I Always Thought Morality Was Useless.