It’s So Easy To Be

If You Can Only Remain Pure In Your Stupidity, Someday You May Get A Phone Call From Hell.

Love Dries Up, I Thought As I Walked Back To The Bathroom, Even Faster Than Sperm.

We Must.. We Must Bring Our Own Light To The Darkness

It Was Sad, It Was Sad, It Was Sad. When Betty Came Back We Didn't Sing Or Laugh, Or Even Argue. We Sat Drinking In The Dark, Smoking Cigarettes, And When We Went To Sleep, I Didn't Put My Feet On Her Body Or She On Mine Like We Used To. We Slept Without Touching. We Had Both Been Robbed.

I Am Ashamed To Be A Member Of The Human Race But I Don't Want To Add Any More To That Shame, I Want To Scrape A Little Of It Off.