It's Physically Very, Very, Very

Sometimes I Think I Should Just Buy A Blow-up Party Doll. Same Level Of Intelligence, Plastic, And Full Of Air. The Problem Is, I'd Probably Fall In Love.

There's Nothing Unique About Me As A Parent. I Am A Parent. My Kids Are Kids. We Do The Best We Can Do.

Selling My Soul Would Be A Lot Easier If I Could Just Find It.

Sometimes [people] Say The Apple Doesn't Fall Too Far From The Tree. In My Case, I Am Pretty Fortunate. [ My Kids]'re Pretty Balanced, Cool Kids, Going Through Pretty Much The Same Thing All The Other Kids Go Through. There's Nothing Unique About Me As A Parent. I Am A Parent. My Kids Are Kids. We Do The Best We Can Do. I Don't Think They Know A Lot About What I Do, Other Than That I Am In This Crazy Band, Mötley Crüe.

I Don't Fear Death; I Welcome It With Open Arms And A Smirk. But Until That Wondrous Day, I Will Continue To Savor And Celebrate All Those Who Have Graduated Before Me.