It's No Surprise I Am

Liberals Want To Burn The Flag, But Progressives Just Want To Microwave It?

If Poor People Want Food Stamps, They Should Become Massive Corporations.

The Yankees' Facebook Page Was Hacked. The Hacker Was Immediately Purchased And Signed To A 5 Year Contract With The Yankees.

Take It From Me, There's Nothing Like A Job Well Done, Except The Quiet Enveloping Darkness At The Bottom Of A Bottle Of Jim Beam After A Job Done Any Way At All.

Summer Movie Idea: Take All The Sequels That Are Out Right Now, And Make Movies About Their Backstories.