It's My Mission To Tell

Delivering The State Of The Union? That Bloke Couldn't Deliver Pizza.

Humphrey Searle Writes Music That Sounds Like The Theme From 'star Wars' Played Backwards Through A Washing Machine.

Like Most People Who Smoked Umpteen Cigarettes A Day, I Tasted Only The First One. The Succeeding Umpteen Minus One Were A Compulsive Ritual Which Had No Greater Savour Than The Fumes Of Burning Money.

Perhaps I Should Have Pointed Out More Often That Without Her (mother's) Guidance And Example I Might Have Gone Straight From Short Pants To Long Bay Gaol, Which In Those Days Was Still In Use And Heavily Populated By Larcenous Young Men Who Had Chosen Their Parents Less Wisely.

I Actually Didn't Like That Feeling Of Being Out Of Touch Because What I Do Depends On Being In Touch. But It's Fun To Talk About. That's One Of The Real Dangers Of Drugs: They're Too Much Fun To Talk About.