It's My Mission To Tell

The Benson And Hedges Cup Was Won By Mcenroe ... He Was As Charming As Always, Which Means That He Was As Charming As A Dead Mouse In A Loaf Of Bread.

The Key To Effective Teaching Is To Remember How You Learned.

The Rattle Of Plastic Keys Reminds Me Of A Squadron Of Butterflies Failing To Fight Their Way Out Of A Paper Bag.

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.

Mocking Hugh Hefner Is Easy To Do, And In My Mind Should Be Made Easier.