It's My Mind, And I

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.

[to Audience Members Who Were Arriving Late] You Haven't Missed A Thing, I Was Just Killing Time 'til You Got Here.

What Always Staggers Me Is That When People Blow Their Noses, They Always Look Into Their Hankies To See What Came Out. What Do They Expect To Find?