It's More Likely I'll Dye

I'm Pretty Sure There Will Be Duck Hunting In Heaven, And I Can't Wait.

Hi, I'm Mike Huckabee Of Arkansas, Wanting To Say "congratulations, Canada, On Preserving Your National Igloo".

The Most Important Thing About Global Warming Is This. Whether Humans Are Responsible For The Bulk Of Climate Change Is Going To Be Left To The Scientists, But It's All Of Our Responsibility To Leave This Planet In Better Shape For The Future Generations Than We Found It.

People Have Foolishly Mistaken Equality For Sameness. Equality Of The Genders Means That Both Have Equal Value And Worth, And One Is Not Better Than The Other. But It Doesn't Mean We're All Exactly The Same. And Many Of Us Who Still Believe In Gender Separation Say, 'vive La Difference!

The Money Paid At Consumption Is Paid By Everybody, Including Illegals, Prostitutes, Pimps, Drug Dealers.