It's Just The Way Things

She Was The Most Beautiful Thing You Ever Saw. She Was Radiant. And She Was Wearing This Necklace... When You See The Necklace In The Painting, It All Makes Sense. He Loved Her. Even If She Lived To One Hundred And Five Without Ever Getting An Answer.

Women Need Chocolate. It's A Scientific Fact.

To Have Someone Who Never Makes A Mistake, Never Finds Her Personal Life In Disarray, Never Worries About Work-life Balance? I Think That Would Be Unreal. What Im Writing Is Real.

Okay. Now My Skin Is Really Prickling. I've Read All The Harry Potter Books, All Five Of Them. I Don't Remember Any Half-blood Prince. "what's This?" Trying To Sound Casual, I Point At The Ad, "what's Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince?" "that's The Latest Book," Garth The Other Trainee, Says. "it Came Out Ages Ago." I Can't Help Gasping. "there's A Sixth Harry Potter?" "there's A Seventh Out Soon!" Diana Steps Forward Eagerly. "and Guess What Happens At The End Of Book Six-" "shh!" Exclaims Nicole, The Other Nurse. "don't Tell Her!

Obviously This Is Engagement Ring City. Couples Are Wandering Along And Girls Are Pointing Through The Windows And The Men Are Smiling But All Look Slightly Sick Whenever Their Girlfriends Turn Away.