It's Hard To Do, But

When I'm Not Working, I Am The Laziest Person. I Can Literally Lie On A Couch And Watch Television For 15 Hours.

I Think People Are Fascinated With Breasts That Bounce. They Are So Used To Seeing Fake Ones – People Are Confused. My Breasts Have A Life Of Their Own.

When You're Asking About Roles For Men And Women, Men Certainly Have A Longer Shelf Life. Men Can Play The Sexy Lead For 20 Years Longer Than We Can.

I Picked Up An Issue Of 'cosmopolitan' The Other Day That Had Tips For Job Interviews, Because I Was Like, "i Need To Get Better At Interviews." The Article Was Basically About How To Get Someone Not To Hate You In 20 Minutes. Every Single Thing They Told You Not To Do, I Was Like, "i Do That Every Day."

I Want To Sit On My Couch And Drink And Not Change My Pants For Days At A Time.