[it's] Funny How Things Have

Viva Las Vegas With Your Neon Flashin' And Your One Arm Bandits Crashin' All Those Hopes Down The Drain. Viva Las Vegas Turnin' Day Into Nighttime, Turnin Night Into Daytime. If You See It Once, You'll Never Be The Same Again.

If You're Smart, You'll Think Twice, When They Start To Sound Off With Advice.

Love Me Tender, Love Me True, All My Dreams Fulfill. For My Darling, I Love You, And I Always Will.

You Ain't Nothing But Hound Dog, Cryin' All The Time. You Ain't Never Caught A Rabbit And You Ain't No Friend Of Mine.

I Am Not The King. Jesus Christ Is The King. I’m Just An Entertainer.