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We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.