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My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation