It's A Plastic Surgeon You

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

Ask Yourself, "when Does This Decision Have To Be Taken?" And Having Answered It, Defer The Decision Until Then, In Order To Give Yourself Maximum Pondering Time.

By Watching The Great, Old Comedians I Picked Up A Few Tricks About How To Do Physical Comedy. And Whenever I Could Learn Something, I Sort Of Added That To My Repertoire.

I Don't Understand Why Very, Very Rich People Want To Have Even More Money Than They've Already Got.