It’s A Fun Playtime. Please,

The Cancer I Don't Have Is Everywhere Now.

We'll Be Remembered More For What We Destroy Than What We Create.

Everyone Thinks Their Whole Life Should Be At Least As Much Fun As Masturbation.

I Have A Secret Goal With My Editor - He Has Asthma And Uses His Inhaler, And After I Send Him A New Manuscript, I'll Have His Assistant Phone Me And Tell Me How Many Times He Had To Get His Inhaler Out While Reading A Draft. It's My Secret Laugh Meter.

Maybe It's Our Sins That Give God Consolation When He Finally Has To Give Us Cancer.