It May Be The Rooster

Republicans Are So Empty-headed, They Wouldn't Make A Good Landfill.

When I Entered Politics, I Took The Only Downward Turn You Could Take From Journalism.

Little Ol' Boy In The Panhandle Told Me The Other Day You Can Still Make A Small Fortune In Agriculture. Problem Is, You Got To Start With A Large One.

Even A Little Dog Can Piss On A Big Building.

Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow.