It May Be A Cliché,

People - And I Include Myself - Get Fat Because They Choose Pleasure Over Self-denial.

What Sort Of Sap Doesn't Know By Now That Picture-perfect Beauty Is All Done With Smoke And Mirrors Anyway?

I Wouldn't Know How To Fool A Man Any More. My Deceiving Days Seem So Long Ago.

When Did Women Whose Looks Are Not Their Living Start Conducting Themselves Like The Simpering Inmates Of An Ottoman Empire Seraglio?

It May Be A Cliché, But It's True - The Build-up To Christmas Is So Much More Pleasurable Than The Actual Day Itself.