It May Be A Cliché,

Having 'best Friends' Is - At Least For Me - As Outdated And Small-minded A Concept As The Idea Of 'sunday Best Clothes.'

Mind You, I've Always Been A Very Off-message Type Of Fat Broad; One Who Gladly Admits She Reached The Size She Is Now Solely Through Lack Of Discipline And Love Of Pleasure, And Who Rather Despises People (except Those With Proven Medical Conditions) Who Pretend That It Is Generally Otherwise.

As I Get Older I Think, Contrary To Modern Assumption But In Line With The Old Lerner And Lowe Song, That It Would Actually Benefit Both Them And Society If - To Quote Professor Higgins - A Woman Could Be More Like A Man.

Being A Monarchist, And Fawning Over Those 'above' You, You Must Naturally Despise Those 'below' Or On The Same Socioeconomic Level As Yourself, Because That Is How Hierarchy Worship Works.

Intersectionality May Well Sound Like Some Unfortunate Bowel Complaint Resulting In Copious Use Of A Colostomy Bag, And Indeed It Does Contain A Large Amount Of Ordure.