It Looks Like A Bothering

If The English Language Had Been Properly Organized ... Then There Would Be A Word Which Meant Both 'he' And 'she', And I Could Write, 'if John Or Mary Comes Heesh Will Want To Play Tennis', Which Would Save A Lot Of Trouble.

A Proper Tea Is Much Nicer Than A Very Nearly Tea, Which Is One You Forget About Afterwards.

Rivers Know This: There Is No Hurry. We Shall Get There Some Day.

In The Quiet Hours When We Are Alone And There Is Nobody To Tell Us What Fine Fellows We Are, We Come Sometimes Upon A Moment In Which We Wonder, Not How Much Money We Are Earning, Nor How Famous We Have Become, But What Good We Are Doing.

If You Want To Make A Song More Hummy, Add A Few Tiddely Poms.