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You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

When I'm Married I Want To Be Single, And When I'm Single I Want To Be Married.

Divorce Is A Game Played By Lawyers.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.