It Is Not So Important

On The Principle Laid Down By Gilbert And Sullivan That When Everybody Is Somebody, Nobody Is Anybody; If Everybody Is Abnormal, We Don't Need To Worry About Anybody.

There Is Only One Justification For Universities, As Distinguished From Trade Schools. They Must Be Centers Of Criticism.

Whenever The Urge To Exercise Comes Upon Me, I Lie Down For A While And It Passes.

College Football: I Do Not See The Relationship Of Those Highly Industrialized Affairs On Saturday Afternoons To Higher Learning In America.

When I Feel Like Exercising I Just Lie Down Until The Feeling Goes Away.